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halo 3 tips: the halo 2 combo

hi im amateursarge and today i will be tallking about the halo 2 combos in halo 3! i remeber when i first got my copy of halo 2 and i defended the cairo station with my br and dual smgs. now i can tech you some good combos from halo 2. the first combo is called the noob combo one fully charged plasma pistol shot plus one shot from the br will take some one down but there are ways dodge this if you are shot by a plasma pistol immediatly look for cover if you are in the open immediatly throw nades and run in circles while you crouch till your shields reacharge(this combo is hard to master in halo 3 and dont count on it). the next combo is called the halo 2 combo which is just an smg and a plasma rifle(works best on halo 3) and finnaly my combo the pro combo. the pro combo is for halo 3 and consists of you shooting someone with a sniper and then one shot to the face with a battle rifle.

halo 3 tips: my new map

my new map is called a.p. j.p. this map is basicly an amusment park. there is a bowling alley,half pipe,teleporter trick, shooting range,freak show and much much more. this map took me about an hour to make and will be on my file share this afternoon. remember my gt is amateursarge.

halo 3 tips: team swat

hi im amateursarge and today i am tallking about team swat. team swat is a game type that was from halo 2. the game type is body heath is normal but one shot to the face will kill you. the wepons are only brs and magnums. you do have infinate ammo though. team swat was initaly a double exp weekend. it was better then.

halo 3 tips: remember halo 2?

hi im amateursarge do you remember halo 2 with everyone superbouncing and b-x-r ing it was so fun with all those modders and the final part of campain that made fans throw thier controlers at the t.v. and say that sucks! anyway i remember all the good times we made an unexpected allience with the elites for a common enemy. we saw the first gravity hammer and we slayed tarturous. we were first introduced to skulls and dual-wielding also boarding vehicles. i remeber when modders would use thier auto sniper auto aim blattle rifle and b-x-r controlers to kick my a$$. i remeber lockout and now i enjoy blackout i enjoy ghost town because it reminds me of turf i also love avalanche because it reminds me of side winder (halo 1 map) i love valhala because seriosly who did not like coagulation or blood gulch? anyway the new maps just make me realize that the reason i made this blog is because i had played the previos game if not i would not have been interested in halo 3. so halo 2 we love you.

-amateursarge
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halo 3 wepons guide: shotgun

hi im amateursarge and today im here to tallk to you about the shot gun. the 12 gauge shotgun CAWS is the main close range wepon of the unsc. the shotguns range of fire is about six feet it is a close range wepon and only close range dont try fireing from a distance because you will only attract your enemy. tactics: the buble tactic is when you have both a shot gun and a bubble shield deploy it in the middle of the map preferably gurdian. the shottie tactic make your opponent come close to you for you to shoot him and smack him. nicknames: shotie,shot,blamo rifle,tool of destruction rofl. anyway i only use shotguns tacticly.

halo 3 tips wepons guide: carbine/battle rifle

hi welcome halo 3 tips im amateur sarge and today im will be tallking about the carbine and the battle rifle. the carbine is a stocky covenent radioactive rifle. it fires odd green rounds and has and cydlindral like magazine. the carbine has 18 rounds per clip. the carbine has had many adjustments since the beta like now instead of it bieing a wepon of mass destruction its more balanced. carbine a.k.a.: laser rifle, car, bine, the carbine is not ussualy seen but it has a 2x scope adjustment for acuracy and aim.

the battle rifle is my personal favorite. the battle rifle is a 3 shot round burst rifle. it has 36 rounds in the clip and it has a digital ammo meter that shows you the amount of of rounds you have left. the battle rifle or br as i call it has a three shot burst which means it fires more. it takes 4 br shots to the face to kill someone. the br has a 2x scope oftenly helping aim from distances. te br is very usefull if i could discrible this wepon in one sentence i would call it complete ownage. battle rifle a.k.a.: BR,bxr,pro combo wepon, 3 rounder or just battle rifle.

halo 3 wepons guide: smg/ magnum pistol

hi im amateur sarge today im going to be tallking about the m7 caseless sub machine gun. the sub machine gun or the smg holds 60 small rounds. the smg is not so poular in the battle field compared to the assault rifle. the smg has had some improvements since halo 2,like less recoil and the fact that its not your deafault wepon anymore. that has been replaced with the more balanced assault rifle. the smg in halo 2 was useless unless you dual wielded. and dual wielding smgs was alot of recoil. but now it is a tad bit stronger and more useful. nicknames: squirt gun, bullet hose,recoil water gun.

the magnum is underpowerd and weak unless you know how to use the thing. it takes 5 shots to the face to kill an opponent with full shields. the magnum has 8 rounds in the clip. the magnum is dual wieldable but yet again useles. the pistol is the sidearm used by the unsc. it has down graded from halo 2 and halo 1. in halo 1 the pistol was the most usefull wepon armed with a 2x scope and 12 expolosive rounds this wepon only took 3 rounds to the face to kill someone. in halo 2 the pistol took the whole clip but it fired so fast but it did not matter. pistol a.k.a.: useless piece of cr@p, mag, pistol,slugger,and slow slugger.

halo 3 tips wepons guide: spartan laser

welcome to halo 3 tips im amateursarge and today im going to be tallking about my favorite heavy wepon of all the spartan laser! the spartan laser was in the beta and bieing a new addition to seires no one knew how to use it. but now the laser is a common wepon to see and use on the battle field. it is exelent for anti-vehicle useage and is a waste if you are lasering on person only but you do get a medal so thats good. the spartan laser has many nicknames: the splazer,laser,your mom machine,the wtf where did that come from gun, and spartan rocket. these are some of the nicknames the laser has let me give you some background info about the spartan laser. the spartan laser is the best anti car wepon. though it can be easily avoided because of the little red light and noise.

halo 3 tips wepons guide: the rocket launcher

hi im amateursarge and welcome to halo 3 tips today im going to be tallking about the infamous rocket launcher. the rocket launcher is the noobs ultimate wepon. it takes no skill what so freaking ever. just aim at the enemys feet and pull the trigger. from distance the rocket launcher is hard to usebecause the rocket can be destroyed or easily avoided from distances. the rocket launcer is the unsc's primary anti-vehicle rocket launcher. it has been down graded since halo 2 the lock on feature is no longer available,that feature has been passed down to the missle pod. the rockets have had some adjustments since the beta,in the beta the rockets had a lock on without the little beeping noise. it was a bug. the rocket would follow the enemy or even curve to reach an enemy. it was the hardest wepon to avoid now its to easy shoot the rocket before it hits anything and it will expload.

halo 3 tips wepons: plasma pistol

hi im amateur sarge and welcome to halo 3 tips and today i will be talking about the noobs god besides the rockets the plasma pistol. in halo 2 the noob combo was very popular. the noob combo is a combibnation of a overcharged plasma pistol and a shot to the face with a br. now in halo 3 they changed things around the plasma pistol will not follow you around and while your charging it your battery depletes so take hede dont try useing the noob combo. but as a new feture you can now disable vehicles with an overcharged plasma pistol. the plasma pistol has been in the halo series since combat evolved and has some consiberable changes. this wepon is mostly favored by grunts jakals and elites. the most common you will see is the jakal useing it along with thier energy shields. a fully charged plama pistol can disable vehicles and you. it will instanly deplete your shields. like the plasma rifle you have to melle after the shields are down beacause it is almost impossible to kill some on with a plasma pistol. note: the plasma pistol will take down over shields as well.

halo 3 tips wepons: plasma rifle

hi welcome to halo 3 tips im amateur sarge and im here to tallk to you about the plasma rifle. the plasma rifle is a light wieght plasma wepon preffered by elites. this wepon rapidly fires blue bolts of plasma and take down shields rapidly but after thier shields are down you might want to melle because it it take f ing 4ever to kill someone! so heres my tactic: shoot for 3 seconds and then melle you will know when. this rifle is not the best though your weapon will overheat after 15 rounds or less if im wrong. but the wepon is quick agile and dual wieldable. this is the best weapon for overshielded oponents.

halo 3 tips: frag placement/ no-scope tactic

hi and welcome to another post of halo 3 tips im amateur sarge and im here to tallk to you about grenade placement. the frag grenade can help you in so many ways if you see an enemy aproaching on your radar throw a grenade where you anticipate he is going to be or just trow it a few feet ahead of the enemy he just wallked into a grenade. when his shields are down shoot him in the face with a br or pistol. another good tactic the man cannon trick when an enemy is in mid air throw a plasma nade where he is going to land he cant escape the nade. another crucial tip when useing a grenade,the nade jump is important to the game it can help reach higher locations and hiding spots. but dont get caught if your shields are down and someone sees you you are in some deep stuff. this is a double feature tip now i will demenstrate to you how to use the no-scope. no-scope is obvios anyone who has played halo at all knows this phrase pretty well. no-scoping is getting a head shot without a scope from far or close. no-scope dosent always mean you have to get a head shot body shots count too. so what i do i make body shots to the leg or body then another shot or beat down. if you are some one like me that loves headshots aim above the head the round will go in likewise. but this is only if you are far away if you are close up aim for the neck the easiest to hit. also go after elites they have bigger easier heads to hit so a headshot is much more probable. the has been amateur sarge and i will see you next time on halo 3 tips. youve just been sarged.

halo 3 tips: awsome news

yesterday was one of the best matchmaking games of my life. i was on the legendary dlc and my teamates quit on me on a match on blackout. so it was 4 v 1 score so far o to o so i grab snipe boom! headshot then shotgun kills. after that they stick mee. lol they came down with me. i won in the end my best plays were a triple kill sowrd spree killing spree kill frenzy and a tactic that i used itb is awsome one person deployed a buble shield with a sword in a hand i started shooting at the buble and ran away as a natural instict he follows me lol i kill him while hes running at me. me a captain vs 4 coronels(3 stars) last score: 29 to 27 lolololololollolool pwned the ending kill was a beat down when the guy had sowrd thats sad. they were embarassed it was so funny! you can watch my 4 v 1 game on my file share. my gt is:amateursarge all togheter like that so download and thanks. oh and one more i was playing on ghost town and i learned a tip myself when you are in the sniper perch keep in mind the enemy may spawn under you so keep a buddie with you to watch your back keep you shotty or brute shot just in case. i also found an awsome sniping location. go right from the active camo and jump on the roof then crouch jump onto the ohter roof you have a great view of the whole map! so thats it. so thanks and i will see you next time on halo 3 tips!

blog post: egyptian play

today at my school there was a play about egypt. to be honest it was not the best thing ever. they had alot of flaws and thecnical issues. they even had to restart the play beacause they forgot to film it. the mike never worked and they forgot lines. like one kid got stuck for like a minute. you could almost hear the teachers telling them what to say beacause it was just bad. well i think im bieing a little too harsh so lets look at the good side of things. there was some humor not that much tough. but it was not horrible. they did tell the story of egypt overall so it was ok.

halo 3 tips: construct hideing and winning

hi everyone this is amateursarge and im here to teach you guys some tips on construct. tip number 1: you can get out of this level alive all you have to do is jump on the little sticks. for more indeph explanation of this see my first post. tip 2: in the missile pod spawn go behind to computer and the table no one looks back there! tip 3: once you go up the main lift go left then you will see a hole then wallk next to it then jump behind the glass and go all the way to the end no one will know you are there. now how to win on construct. first grab the flametrower and the spartan laser. then go up the lift have one of your team mates grab the flametrower and kill the sowrd guy. then grab sniper then just kill!

halo:the future of gaming

halo 3 tips: picture montage

halo 3 tips: flood buddies

all right today on halo 3 tips im going to tell you how to get a flood buddie. first go to cortana or the covenet and find a flood shoot its arm off (both of them) then they will start following you around its sick! this is great for machinema or just plain fun. they will rush at you at try to push you off edges and stufff and once they push off they start dancing.

the legendary maps are almost here!

on tuesday april 15 the legendary map pack is coming out on xbox live. it is going to cost 800 microsoft points (10 bucks). the map pack includes ghost town remake of siera 117 (campain mission) avalanche remake of halo 1s side winder (THIS IS THE FIRST MAP TO HAVE THE FOLLOWING: HORNETS NOW HORNETS HAVE NO MISSILES AND THE TURRET IS WEAKER, TELEPORTERS, SNOW COVERED VEHICLES EXCLOUDING THE COVENENT VEHICLES, AND ODD NEW MANCANNONS. the comes the remake of my favorite map of all time:blackout the remake of lockout. admidt it you tought the remake of lockout was gurdian did you not? well your wrong!

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halo 3 tips:blackout

as you may or may not know bungie has released the newest map in the legendary map pack blackout. its the remake of EVERYONES favorite halo 2 map lockout. it is awsome! theres everyones favorite locations.

halo vs army of two:two great games one battle

SPRING BREAK IS HERE!!!!!!!!

finnaly a tiny bit of peace is coming. one week off!!!! lololloololololol what i plan on doing this spring break is going to orlando. once im back from the orlando trip im going to go to a tennis championship. the after that im going to probably spend the rest of my time in the pool,in my dads house or playing army of two with freinds!

halo 3 tips: riding the anti air wraith

hello and welcome to another post of halo 3 tips. today due to request i will be posting a post on how to use the AA wraith. first you want to go the level the covenant. then you want to kill all the brutes and grunts BUT DONT DESTROY THE WTAITH! THEN JUMP ON THE COCKPIT DONT BOARD IT! then go to a place where it does NOT say press RB TO BOARD ENEMY WRAITH THEN SMACK THE COCKPIT TILL IT BREAKS THEN MELLE THE BRUTE THEN PRESS RB SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD(WHILE HOLDING RB)AND YOUR IN!!!!

halo 3 tips: to kill a hunter

hello and welcome to 68 post of halo 3 tips. today i will tallk about how to kill a hunter. hunters are large brutish lizards with no faces with shields and lasers bigger than master chief himself. hunters are easy to kill if you know what the heck to do. you need to shoot the yellow parts of their bodies. if they start to bleed mission acomplished. if not than you managed to screw somthing up and get killed. hunters only come in pairs. on legendary these beasts can be quite the enemy so watch out. but its simple just look for gaps in their armor and shoot or jump around him then shoot their backs and see them body drop. they will fall and DIE! hahahahaha pwned

lol time

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my favorite cellphone

my favorite cell phone is the one i am currently using:the iphone my phone doesent just call or text the iphone can surf the net,ipod,youtube,wether,notes,calculater,calander,touch screen,vociemail(deleteable)
GAMES,email,msn and digital camera
my phone can do everything!
but for every high there is a low. the iphone sucks with texting becauise the letters are to small for my fingers! its so hard to type anything in the phone but besides that everything is so perfect its a dream phone come true

halo 3 tips:fighting a scarab

hi guys today in halo 3 tips im going to tell you how to survive the deadly scarab on legendary mode. you might want a partner for this because that makes it easier to take them down. first you want to go to the level the covenent and once you get to the snow part where the tanks come and the warthogs come too when your fighting the flood then hurry up and drive to the part where there to the field of ice is waiting. two hornets are wating on ledge get you and your partner in them. then the scarab comes. shoot to the back of the scarab the bck will break and you shoot the inside of the blue shield destroy it. do the same thing with to second one then you are done!

new halo 3 map:avalanche

bungie just relesed a new map called avalanche. it is kind of a re-make of halo 1s sidewinder. it is the first map to use teleporters in halo 3 that is not custom. let me show you guys some pictures. but this map does also have these odd new mancannons allover the place. it looks new and improved.i do also no in fact that the new maps are going to be relesed on april 15 for 800 microsoft points(like 10 dollars)

the fcat

the fcat was extremly easy. they told us it would be the hardest test of them all. but yet it wasent hard. they where both easy the only session i had troble with was session 4 of math. but overall this was not hard. but guess what the torture is not over yet. we have nrt next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( VERY ANGRY FACE OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL.

army of two

never go in to battle alone. that is the slogan for the new game from EA GAMES. this game looks amazing NOT ONLY AWSOME GRAPHICS BUT GRAPHICS WISE THIS ROCKS!